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Kids Grandpa CostumeSo your kiddo wants to grow up, does he? That's fine, we'll help him along. You go ahead and fill him in on all the delights of aging. The creaking joints, the aches and pains, the dimming vision and muted hearing. He still wants to be an old man? Did you tell him about dentures? And glasses and canes? How he'll be popping pills like candy every single day? Well if that doesn't scare him off, we suppose he's pretty serious about turning into a little

But we can make it look like you've been through the mill and you're still standing with this disgusting yet impressive compound fracture applique

buy it at your own risk of being terrified constantly and losing nights of sleep

people around you might just find that you are quite kingly

you can bet if they did

and attached dorsal fins transforming you into the ocean's top predator

So you'd be remiss to not wear it out with your other Vikings garb this Halloween

since we do work for a Halloween costume company

and generally be a source of mayhem––carry on like you should be shocking the neighborhood and still be treated like a sweet little girl

watched her enemy's every move

and gel up your hair

All you need to do now is consider what else will bolster your already flawless fringe

It's lightweight